Trolling The Nation vs. Eagles: “Pickens is a doggone freak of nature.”

As we like to do after certain Cowboys wins, today we’re going to look at what fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys outplay the Eagles to keep their very slim playoff hopes alive.

Unfortunately for us, we don’t have a lot of comments from other fan bases today because many were either busy watching their own team play or debating how their own game ended. Either way, enjoy the game one more time.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

First Quarter

Eagles

Got a bad feeling about this one. Our offense is historically bad. Hoping they step it up.

insaneeaglestanatic | 16:21 EDT

Eagles

Here’s to hoping the Birds get to send Jerry a cleaning bill for completing the SWEEP job in Dallas today!

Ducky52 | 16:24 EDT

Eagles

The Cowboys get the ball first.

HakunaMailata | 16:24 EDT

Eagles

Fire Patullo.

Underdog133 | 16:27 EDT

Already? What happened? I’m stuck with the Giants game still.

RodeojOnes000 | 16:27 EDT

Nothing yet but im getting ahead of it.

Underdog133 | 16:27 EDT

Eagles

For those who can’t see it. Dallas 3rd-and-7 from 47

17thandShunk | 16:29 EDT

(11:56) 4th-and-3. D.Prescott pass incomplete to J.Williams. Turnover on downs

Eagles

Eagles take over after DAL fails at 4th-and-3 on the 50

17thandShunk | 16:30 EDT

Eagles

Fox forcing us to finish this game is insane when they have the Game of The Week on.

phillyeagleGuy | 16:30 EDT

Eagles

Switch over now please!!!!

Cobra Commander | 16:30 EDT

Eagles

YES THE GIANTS GAME IS FREAKING OVER. GET US OUT OF HERE!

Relocated_astro | 16:30 EDT

Eagles

Well..this Cowboys defense hopefully is our offense’s “get right” game. Though I doubt it’ll last for too long.

TheNationalBird | 16:32 EDT

Dolphins

Cowboys have a shot versus Eagles?

heatforlife | 16:33 EDT

Eagles

Good thing Dallas defense is atrocious lol

TheNationalBird | 16:33 EDT

Eagles

HaHa You Clowns. Can’t keep us away forever.

ClayBidwell | 16:33 EDT

Eagles

Such inventiveness so far. Every play has like 3 WR’s running a freaking hitch.

insaneeaglesfanatic | 16:34 EDT

(8:45) J.Hurts pass to A.Brown for 16 yards, TOUCHDOWN.DAL 0 – PHI 7

Eagles

AJ GROWN MAN BROWN!

eagleonmars | 16:35 EDT

Eagles

Tuddy AJ

Adeeliol | 16:35 EDT

Eagles

Fire Patullo still.

Underdog133 | 16:36 EDT

Eagles

Opening drive TD! Been awhile.

DME | 16:37 EDT

Eagles

A touchdown lead with Vic and the Gang is like 3 touchdowns for a normal team.

bvball80 | 16:38 EDT

Eagles

Good to get an early lead on the road. They keep passing like this, it’ll help open up the run game. It’d be nice to finally see Barkley break one.

Varjak76 | 16:38 EDT

Chiefs

Normally I would love watching the Cowboys get depantsed but this week I’m not sure I want that.

88Wildcat | 16:38 EDT

Eagles

Dallas offense = like a deer in the headlights

Camataru | 16:44 EDT

Eagles

Jerry Jones can’t afford sun blinds?

rohan3 | 16:45 EDT

(7:13) DAL punts

Eagles

Adoree was about to get smoked but fortunately Dak and Ceedee are basically on different planets right now.

Relocated _astro | 16:46 EDT

Eagles

2 runs into a stacked box…not smart.

Camataru | 16:48 EDT

Eagles

2nd-and-16 and we call a draw? Just punt it already.

Relocated _astro | 16:48 EDT

Eagles

Fire. Kevin. Patullo.

hooligan | 16:49 EDT

Eagles

We gave up on the drive the moment we ran a 2nd-and-16 draw.

Relocated _astro | 16:49 EDT

(4:45) PHI punts. PENALTY on DAL-M.Liufau, Roughing the Kicker, 15 yards – No Play.

Eagles

Bailed out by roughing the kicker.

HakunaMailata | 16:50 EDT

Eagles

Eagles need to take advantage of the Cowboys stupidity.

Whoissantaclaus? | 16:51 EDT

Eagles

Bruh the number of players running a hitch is painful.

insaneeaglesfanatic | 16:52 EDT

(3:57) 3rd-and-10: J.Hurts pass incomplete. PENALTY on DAL-J.Clowney, Defensive Offside – No Play.

Eagles

These line up offsides penalties, wow

ReadWine | 16:53 EDT

Eagles

Unreal.

Underdog133 | 16:53 EDT

Eagles

I’m ready for a Hurts gallop to paydirt.

ClayBidwell | 16:56 EDT

Eagles

Refs are undefeated. Massive AJ Brown pushoff on the TD not called. Bogus roughing the punter will lead to points. Cowboys getting absolute hosed.

BadNewzBrown | 16:57 EDT

Shut up you smelly dork

MikeyBigLeagues | 16:57 EDT

(1:02) J.Hurts up the middle for 7 yards, TOUCHDOWNDAL 0 – PHI 14

Eagles

YES, JALEN!!!! Our leader!!

iam4theBirdz | 17:00 EDT

Eagles

Every time they split everyone out wide like that it’s a designed run.

Whiner666 | 17:01 EDT

Eagles

14-0 in 15 minutes?? In what world?

TheNationalBird | 17:02 EDT

Eagles

Let’s blow them out so people won’t talk about that punt and keep the winning going.

rohan | 17:03 EDT

…

Second Quarter

Eagles

How they already in our territory? I took a bathroom break. Did they get a good kick return?

JoeyU210 | 17:07 EDT

Eagles

I want a 3-score lead by halftime.

RodeojOnes000 | 17:07 EDT

(14:49) K.Turpin left tackle to PHI 32 for -1 yards. FUMBLES, RECOVERED by PHI

Eagles

EAGLES BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey0210 | 17:11 EDT

Eagles

Now THAT’S a fumble.

GodEmperorSirianni | 17:11 EDT

Eagles

Cowboy fans thought they were going on a run because they beat a Raiders team currently down 14-3 to Shedeur Sanders

phillyeagleGuy | 17:12 EDT

Eagles

I’m stepping out real quick to play the lottery brb

ReadWine | 17:12 EDT

Eagles

Turpin Burpin up the ball!

17thandShunk | 17:12 EDT

Eagles

Offense looking awesome today.

ClayBidwell | 17:15 EDT

(11:35) J.Hurts up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.DAL 0 – PHI 21

Eagles

Jalen having a “this what you wanted to see” game

ces1842 | 17:19 EDT

Eagles

This is rapidly devolving into brutality…more please.

EwokialElliott | 17:19 EDT

Eagles

Touchdown again!

TSPC37730 | 17:19 EDT

Eagles

Well sheeet. Who do we fire now?

Cravin’ LeBlanc | 17:20 EDT

We still have the whole second half to figure it out…

jerseyken69 | 17:22 EDT

Chiefs

And the way it’s looking for Dallas I can’t wait to see what their defense lets our offense get away with

Andyreidsmustache_ | 17:21 EDT

Eagles

Nothing helps an ailing offense like the Cowboys defense

OptimisticEagle | 17:21 EDT

Seahawks

Fox’s Game of the Week is over.

vilanye | 17:22 EDT

Steelers

Just in case Cowboy fans thought last week’s drubbing of the Raiders meant they weren’t a bad team, the Eagles are disabusing them of that notion.

oldiowasteel | 17:22 EDT

Eagles

NOBODY LIKES US… AND WE DON’T CARE !!!

kooltymz | 17:23 EDT

Eagles

Cmon Dak, you know you want to be a little giving today, keep the tradition going

¡Xn | 17:27 EDT

(5:07) D.Prescott pass intended for C.Lamb INTERCEPTED by PHI

Eagles

PICKED OFF!! DALLAS IS SOFT!!!

ClayBidwell | 17:31 EDT

Eagles

DOMINATION !!!!

NoClearRecovery | 17:31 EDT

Eagles

LOL HOW BOUT DEM BOYZ

TheNationalBird | 17:31 EDT

Redskins

Wow. Dallas emptying entire magazine straight into their own feet.

Skinneheel | 17:31 EDT

Eagles

Mannnnn this could be an all time game at this rate.

eagleonmars | 17:32 EDT

Eagles

This team sucks if they don’t produce a shutout.

jfranche | 17:39 EDT

(3:00) PHI Punts

Eagles

Eh. Let the Cowboys have their little plays just like the Lions did.

Kwahu | 17:43 EDT

(:24) D.Prescott pass to G.Pickens for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWNDAL 7 – PHI 21

Eagles

Adoree Jackson, you are burnt toast.

OptimisticEagle | 17:49 EDT

Eagles

If they don’t open the 2nd half with points I’ll be very nervous.

Whiner666 | 17:53 EDT

Eagles

Hopefully, Patullo will keep the foot on the gas and not turtle up. The Cowboys offense is too explosive to just rest on 21 points.

Thomies_Homie | 17:59 EDT

Eagles

So before anyone posts again let me say…we need points right from the jump in the 3rd.

_Nandrolone_ | 18:00 EDT

…

Third Quarter

(13:45) PHI punts

Eagles

I think we all know how this half is gonna go.

Whiner666 | 18:14 EDT

whiner

PhillySF | 18:14 EDT

Yessir

Whiner666 | 18:14 EDT

Eagles

FINALLY A BLITZ AND A SACK DEAN!!!!

Joey0210 | 18:15 EDT

(11:38) DAL punts

Eagles

Nothing makes a game more exciting than 14 enforced penalties this early in the 3rd.

Varjak76 | 18:20 EDT

Eagles

Offense needs to settle down, eat clock, and score points. You know Eagles football!!!

HighTimePrime | 18:21 EDT

Eagles

And we’re back to 1-yard runs and endless incompletions.

EwokialElliott | 18:23 EDT

Eagles

Wild how bad this running game is right now, makes a 5 yard run feel like a chunk play.

RumHamOhYeah | 18:24 EDT

(9:24) PHI punts

Eagles

We already had our good half. Sorry boys.

EternalNegadelphian | 18:26 EDT

Eagles

Offense is going to lose us this game.

ZealousNomad | 18:27 EDT

Eagles

I hope this isn’t another “Tale of Two Halves” game

KyngJimbo | 18:27 EDT

Tracking as such.

phillyphanatic10 | 18:27 EDT

Oh it is.

Whiner666 | 18:27 EDT

Eagles

Pickens is gonna have 25 catches in this game

Whiner666 | 18:30 EDT

Eagles

Momentum changing. Cowboys have kinda dominated the game since the Guyton false start on the goal line.

BadNewzBrown | 18:31 EDT

Eagles

I truly hope they don’t choke this game away.

eagleonmars | 18:31 EDT

(6:39) B.Aubrey 51 yard field goal is No Good

Eagles

Automatic Aubrey with the miss.

GodEmperorSirianni | 18:35 EDT

Eagles

How many “step on their throat” opportunities does this offense need?

Kevo | 18:37 EDT

Eagles

We have good field position, can’t screw it up.

Joey0210 | 18:39 EDT

What do you mean by ‘can’t’?

kooltymz | 18:40 EDT

Eagles

They have nothing, the offense has nothing. It’s not an NFL offense.

Mariono | 18:40 EDT

Eagles

Going three and out here is absolutely criminal.

RumHamOhYeah | 18:40 EDT

(4:25) PHI punts

Eagles

Should not be this nerve-wracking with a 14-point lead.

Schneppr94 | 18:41 EDT

Eagles

Their running game is getting like 8 yards a pop we are lucky to get one.

Joey0210 | 18:44 EDT

(2:07) D.Prescott pass to B.Spann-Ford for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN DAL 14 – SEA 21

Eagles

Welp 8-3 it is, I guess.

Whiner666 | 18:47 EDT

Eagles

This is going to be an epic collapse of a loss.

ZealousNomad | 18:49 EDT

Eagles

If not for the stupidity of Dallas on offense, we’d be down. They are shredding this D. 350 yards with a quarter to go.

GBAB1973 | 18:51 EDT

Eagles

Patullo is the worst OC in the NFL.

ZealousNomad | 18:52 EDT

Eagles

Everyone needs to calm down, we’re obviously gonna win this game.

skulkcolgan | 18:55 EDT

…

Fourth Quarter

Eagles

Will the offense score a touchdown this quarter?

insaneeaglesfanatic | 18:57 EDT

Eagles

11 penalties on the birds.

HakunaMailata | 18:59 EDT

Eagles

How the heck can we play so well and then look like a bunch of ten-year olds?

PhillyTwin | 19:00 EDT

Eagles

Feels like a loss. Look at the body language out there.

MarathonTom | 19:00 EDT

(13:14) J.Elliott 56 yard field goal is No Good.

Eagles

So they were up 21-0 and decided that was enough?

Carne.Asada.Bro | 19:01 EDT

Eagles

This is bad.

TheNationalBird | 19:01 EDT

Eagles

This is gonna be a horrible, horrible loss.

NitLionsOnlce97 | 19:02 EDT

Eagles

Momentum has officially changed. It’s all Cowboys right now.

BadNewzBrown | 19:02 EDT

We lost momentum after the first quarter.

WeaponX | 19:02 EDT

Eagles

Make Patullo hitchhike back to Philly.

TheGreatBJ69 | 19:03 EDT

Redskins

Eagles only play well for one half each game.

Sephtical | 19:03 EDT

Eagles

Pickens is a doggone freak of nature.

BadNewzBrown | 19:06 EDT

Eagles

How is Dak outplaying Hurts?

el aguila | 19:06 EDT

Passing ability.

HungryBoi | 19:07 EDT

(11:48) D.Prescott scrambles for 8 yards, TOUCHDOWN.DAL 21 – PHI 21

Eagles

21 point lead gone.

eoos? | 19:06 EDT

Chiefs

Cowboys at home are different animal. Going to be tough one.

Cheekynchalky | 19:08 EDT

Eagles

At least we haven’t turned it over.

PhillyZ | 19:09 EDT

49ers

Eagles choke.

Brucski | 19:09 EDT

Eagles

This is a wild meltdown.

Santa Deserved It | 19:10 EDT

Dolphins

Dak has grown on me over the years.

FLexile | 19:11 EDT

Eagles

Dallas has the snap count timed up every play.

Joey0210 | 19:13 EDT

(7:38) J.Hurts pass to S.Barkley. FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL

Eagles

Just when things couldn’t get any worse…

TheNationalBird | 19:16 EDT

Eagles

Dallas is dominating the LOS.

Kritter13 | 19:17 EDT

Eagles

What happened to our run defense? Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis have been INVISIBLE

TheNationalBird | 19:17 EDT

(5:25) DAL punts. X.Gipson FUMBLES. RECOVERED by DAL

Eagles

WHY WOULD YOU CATCH THE PUNT ON THE ONE YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT

RumHamOhYeah | 19:21 EDT

Seahawks

HOLY CRAP WHAT A HIT that was amazing. That was one of the best special teams plays I’ve ever seen.

djafrot | 19:21 EDT

Eagles

Bro EVERY DALLAS Game goes like this at AT&T Stadium Imaooo

Rhude_22 | 19:22 EDT

Seahawks

Went for a walk, missed the entire second half before now, and somehow the Eagles have given this game away. I’m impressed.

twelfth monkey | 19:22 EDT

Eagles

Dallas will have massive bragging rights beating us. Sad to see.

ZealousNomad | 19:23 EDT

Rams

The Cowboys could actually win this. lololol

Chilango2 | 19:23 EDT

Rams

As much as I hate the Cowboys they are playing smash mouth football right now. I tip my hat!

oldfartramfan | 19:24 EDT

(3:46) 4th-and-1: D.Prescott pass incomplete to J.Ferguson, Turnover on downs

Eagles

WE STOPPED THEMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey0210 | 19:26 EDT

You ain’t scoring again bro

MetsUbeEater | 19:26 EDT

Eagles

Well let’s see if we got that championship pedigree.

ForeverFolesFan | 19:28 EDT

Eagles

Almost every play to Barkley is a negative one.

HakunaMailata | 19:29 EDT

Eagles

With their field goal kicker I wouldn’t even think of punting, just keep driving

micronesianpaul | 19:30 EDT

(2:00) J.Hurts sacked at PHI 24 for -13 yards (O.Odighizuwa).

Eagles

Ughhhh

eagleonmars | 19:33 EDT

Eagles

Stood there frozen

Drc2922 Drc2922 | 19:33 EDT

Eagles

Hurts man .. you CANNOT take a sack there

FreeKellyGreen | 19:33 EDT

(1:44) PHI punts

Broncos

It seems like the Eagles are trying to lose the game.

flounder_king | 19:34 EDT

Eagles

No way Sirianni is back next year after this disaster.

ZealousNomad | 19:39 EDT

Eagles

I need someone to punch KP in the balls. Please, anyone.

GBG1933 | 19:40 EDT

Eagles

Skip Bayless is gonna have a field day with this one.

Bigdaddy40 | 19:41 EDT

People still watch that guy?

spiffydigs | 19:42 EDT

I think he literally posted recently that Hurts was the better QB.

DarkSide830 | 19:42 EDT

So he’s wrong about everything.

djbigf | 19:52 EDT

Eagles

Howie and Lurie have learned a very nasty lesson tonight about hiring.

Kwahu | 19:42 EDT

Rams

Eagles going down !!!

RammingSpeed | 19:42 EDT

(:03) B.Aubrey 42 yard field goal is GOODDAL 24 – PHI 21

End Of Game

Eagles

We were the worst 8-2 team in recent memory. Now we’re the worst 8-3 team. What excuses will Siriani make to protect his boy Patullo this time?

#12Fan4Life | 19:44 EDT

Chiefs

Cowboys winning here is gonna give them some confidence. Not ideal.

NJChiefsfan16 | 19:44 EDT

Chiefs

Gonna be a dogfight on Thursday between the 10th place teams in each conference.

ElmoTheClownl | 19:46 EDT

Giants

Wow. Cowboys came back from 21 – 0 to beat the Eagles as time expired. Pickens went off today.

shelldofner85 | 19:47 EDT

Eagles

Dallas may win the division.

EbbyCalvinLaLoosh | 19:47 EDT